Booze Review: Bud Light

After the last review ripped into Bud Light a bit, I thought I should quell your worries. I will assure you that I do not hate Buds, it’s that it is not a party drink. Like anything it has it’s place. And it isn’t in the Colosseum.

The Bud Light, a.k.a. Bud Latte, a.k.a. Bud, is like hydrating. Yes it does contain booze (which is why you have to be 21+ to drink it), but it tastes like it has a lot of water. People have told me multiple times that they have to use the bathroom before they finish the first Bud. Clearly I’m not the world’s biggest fan, but like I said it has it’s place.

That place is called the beer league. After you and your buddies finish up a game of sports-ball, there’s nothing better. You all know that you’re washed up and too old to be doing this stuff, but you do it anyway. You love it too much to give up even though you’re out of breath after two minutes.

Then, when the blissful torture is over and everyone heads back to the locker room, it’s time to crack one open. What is it that you opened? It’s a Bud Light. Not too much to handle after vigorous exercise and still helps with the aches. It strikes the perfect level of needing to hydrate and to get your booze on.

The people that are drinking IPAs or anything hard like that (including you Natty Daddy) are crazy people. Yes, they might be better in a straight up competition, but the circumstances are always important. There are few options for the circumstance that beer league creates.

Without you Bud Light, the post-game of men’s league hockey would never be the same. It wouldn’t have the right amount of booze so that you’re feeling good but unable to move. So I’d like to say to you Anheuser-Busch, this Bud’s for you.

If you don’ believe B.L.s weren’t made for post hockey, think again.

I do not own any of the pictures and video.

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