Investor Relations

Throughout history, Basement Banter has been a source of great wealth for its investors, who sit at the forefront of American innovation. Our products have redefined the way we live, work, and play.

Wouldn't it be great if you could be one of those investors?

Well, we hate to break it to you, but you can't.

Basement Banter already has so, so much money. And we make more money every single day. We're not accepting new investors because we're already so rich. We got the big bucks, to put it lightly.

To be completely honest, even if you were allowed to invest, we'd probably turn you down, because you wouldn't have enough money anyway. We have more money than you could ever imagine. A number so big that it would take you centuries to even come close to matching.

Don't worry, though. There's no need to fret. You can still listen to our podcast for free, and enjoy the fruits of our labor. We're not going anywhere.